Toilet Paper Limit Opposed

Sheryl Crow's proposal that we only use one sheet of toilet paper per toilet visit has created a stir and received opposition from various sectors.

The singer is the latest star to encourage people to start doing their bit for the environment.The singer is proposing we only one sheet of toilet paper per visit from now on. Although the singer does admit there are times when you need a little bit more.

But Toyilet Pepper, a resident of Alabama, said he cannot understand why there are people who can't think of other ways to further promote their career than tinkering with the toilet paper.

"Mah gurl Sheryl hasta first make research as to what otha people use as toilet paper. Mah self use newspaper as toilet paper. I only use quarter of a page every visit. If mah self use the whole sheet mah ass will be ink blacked," said Pepper.

Pepper said he will file a petition against Crow's petition and proposed instead that women use handkerchief every time they piss instead of using toilet paper to help conserve the forest.