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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Google buys Microsoft for $500 billion

The fierce rivalry and dispute between the two Internet and computer giants have finally been settled after Google officials yesterday confirmed it has bought Microsoft for a sizzling $500 billion cash.

"We are happy with the buy out," said a Google spokesman in an exclusive telephone interview.

"We are just worried at how we can deliver the $500 billion cash to Microsoft," said the spokesman adding that the delivery of the money in cash was stipulated in the buy-out agreement.

The spokesman said Google and Microsoft had reached a mutual agreement and had agreed not to disclose specific terms, other than the fact that Bill Gates has strongly ordered the money to be delivered in cash and in $20 bills.

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